BRITISH COMPLAINTS.

WARNING: This post is full of British stereotypes, which lets be honest, we all know are true;)

If you are British you'll know that we are not a particularly happy nation, and if your not British you'll probably know anyway as were not the kind of nation to keep our complaints to ourselves either.



This post is a great example of not keeping complaints to ourselves because here are some classic examples of things we(Le British) hate and like to let people know about:

1) SLOW WALKERS- This is one of my personal pet peeves, I literally can not sand slow walkers. I mean, what are you even doing with your life, just wandering round like there's nothing better to do?Some of us have places to be! Personally, I think if you asked a British to name their top 3 things that get on their nerves, this would definitely be one, we have no patience...

 

2) STUBBING YOUR TOE- You'll notice that all of these complaints are completely petty and stupid and that's whats great about them! You may be reading this point and thinking 'come on, no one complains about stubbing their toe that much,right?' Well you are wrong my friend, You would not even believe how many times a day you can stub your toe and its even worse if you keep stubbing it on that same bit of the fucking bath *breathes*. Its a daily complaint- take my word for it...

3) THE WEATHER- The weather is probably the most complained about thing in all of Britian. I am so sorry to all of those countries who get extreme weather like hurricanes, or snow up to your eyes, who just get on with their lives. We Brits will literally complain about 1mm of rain, its either raining too much or when the sun finally comes out its called a 'heatwave', realistically its about 20°c. Oh and its almost always the weather presenters fault- its not we just blame them...

British Summer.

4) REALITY TV- The thing with British reality TV you either love it or you hate it, there's no inbetween or happy medium, people can tell what kind of person you are just by asking ''Do you watch Reality TV?''. People will tell you that they never watch reality TV because its all a load of rubbish but truthfully they love the fact that they can watch other people who's life's are worse than they're own and feel better for a while. There's a wide variety of reality TV in Britain, from the high ends of Made in Chelsea to the worst of them all, Geordie Shore. Seriously that show is filth.

 

5) PDA(PUBLIC DISPLAY OF AFFECTION)- What you have to understand is that we, the British, are mostly a miserable race. What we dont need to see is happy loved up couples just flaunting their love about and shoving it in peoples faces. < This had become a tad bitter, so I think I'll leave the PDA stuff for a Valentines Day rant....

So to sum this up before I get to 100 things British people hate, we hate everything. Im not saying that were not a great nation, because we are, im here for a start. If you take anything away from this post, let it be- Never ask a British person whats wrong because they're going to give you a long fucking list:)

HAPPY FRIDAY!