UMBRELLA CRISIS OVER- WEATHER CRISIS BEGINS.

So last week I posted about how every time I take my new umbrella out it doesn't rain and when I didn't the heavens opened and it was like walking through Niagara Falls. Anyway, that's over because its rained all week this week and I've kept my umbrella on me at all times. I've been stopping traffic with my big-ass yellow umbrella all week and its been great, but now here's a new problem- it wont stop raining. I mean like non-stop we're going to flood rain. By the time I get home from school I have:

+ Soggy feet

+ Ruined Shoes 

+ Soaked through clothes

+ An Inside out umbrella

+ A gale force makeover (PANDA EYES)

+ Foundation rain in my mouth

+ Windswept hair

+ And I cant even text because my phone starts drowning and turns off(its shit.)

Now, you may feel that this post is just one big rant about something that nobody can change and that's because it is, sorry.not.sorry.

Under my yellow umbrella, I look awful because I'd just done the worst exam of my life.